Tribute to the longest piece of B.S. I’ve ever received while on MySpace
This week we have a guest blogger.
This is a message I was sent last night. Granted, it doesn’t top the one my mom got that one day but for me, it was a record. I’ve broken it up for easy reading. It’s interesting how every person’s writing naturally moves in paragraphs, from one point to another.
Oh, and none of the names have been changed b/c well, you should be more careful sending your crap e-mails to ladies with sharper minds than you. Okay that was mean. If I were to judge myself on my crap-tastic picture alone I’d say I deserved it.
Hi Sweetie,
How are you doing? my name is dixon , am 33 from texas, am new here in the site, i was going through the profile of women on the site and i came across yours,i must tell you that among all the profile of womens i saw here ,yours is the one that caught all my attention most . because you are beautiful, looking nice, and i saw trough your profile that you will be a caring and also a loving woman,i will like to get to know more about you, well if you have a yahoo mail id let me know so that i can add you up,because these site do act up sometime,you can also mail me with these email address dixonanderson32@yahoo.com or u can add me to your yahoo messanger so that we can chat more, here is my id dixonanderson32
Well let me tell u about myself and what i am really looking for in a woman. I’m a computer engineer I’m a self employed, i am mixed in race mixed with black and white my dad is Originaly from Chicago while my mom is Originaly from africa. my dad passed away about 3 years ago. i am the only child of my parent.and resently now i am not in the states, i am in africa right now visiting my sick mom beening the only child i have to take good care of her coz i dont want to loose her. i am a well charming black man. Who holds these words to be self evidence, that I am somebody. Somebody whose mind is made up of what I am determined to do in life. I am a dedicated Christian and hopefully one day soon, I will be a dedicated husband for that special woman who will(In The Future) be in my life to have and to hold.
I want a woman who is ready for marriage and nothing less. Also, I am a independent, supportive, lovable, talent, and a sense of humor , black man, who is walking by faith and not by sight. A black man who have came to realized that you are just as important as I am. A black man who willing to walk side by side with his future mate. And give her 100% satisfaction of her needs and wants. (As long as it is decent and in order). I am looking for in a partner, a well bride independent,true Christian talented woman. One who wants to be loved by a loveable man. A woman who wants to have something in life. A woman who set goals, one to whom I am willing to listen to, and she is willing to listen to me as well. One who is humble, and has the Godly woman in her. And surely every thing else will fall in place. A woman who know what to say and do with a beautiful black man. i hope to hear from you soon. bye and take care, much love and have a blessed day and much love dixon….
I’ve noticed a lot of black people are doing this “English as a Second Language” thing. Does the school system really care that little about you? Anyone who is new on MySpace at this point, does not get my vote. Isn’t spell check available in the e-mails now? Oh, and it would be funnier if you could see his pic, b/c then you would know he was about as mixed as I am.
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